*something witty*

Hi there person. My name's Laura, and I procrastinate. A lot. <3

too-stoned-to-remember:

I don’t remember learning the words to Bohemian Rhapsody, I think I was just born knowing them

(via hauntxd)

flatulenceontoast:

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(via thetravelingwilburyvol2)

theglitterfaded:

Men are allowed to think body hair is unattractive

Women are allowed to think body hair is unattractive

Men and women are not allowed to tell other people how they should groom themselves just because of what they find personally attractive

(via laidoutonebyone)

fromthestarsdeathcame:

This is where me and @chemicalyaz spent most of our day together. So beautiful man, I need to go back there #nature #sceneryandshit

fromthestarsdeathcame:

This is where me and @chemicalyaz spent most of our day together. So beautiful man, I need to go back there #nature #sceneryandshit

ejacutastic:

this is supposed to be hot but it looks like a man with a butt head who’s extremely dissatisfied with his life

ejacutastic:

this is supposed to be hot but it looks like a man with a butt head who’s extremely dissatisfied with his life

(Source: kit-katattack, via bonanzoid-deathgrip)

bonerfart:

Kanye hard at work in the studio

bonerfart:

Kanye hard at work in the studio

(via chazlarr)

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces, via bonanzoid-deathgrip)

chandra75:

George Takei,

You rule. 

(via bonanzoid-deathgrip)

thecaptainjacksparrow:

elysian-serendipity:

touchmeslowly:

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

thanks, kid

(Source: hayleyfromparamore, via hauntxd)