*something witty*

Hi there person. My name's Laura, and I procrastinate. A lot. <3


@helloimarielle: Picture perf.

Ask me questions!

Nobody ever does :(

My first time brave enough to wear a crop top last night :)

kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes

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lostbeasts:

i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean

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holy

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friggin

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shit

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i still think HORSES are big but

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would you

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just

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cOULD YOU IMAGINE

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FUCK

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hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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horror movie opening scene

white girl:

i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.

white boy:

come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.

white girl:

you're just trying to scare me.

white boy:

lmao

they continue walking for a few seconds

*white couple hears noise*

white girl:

babe what that??

white boy:

i'll go investigate

*leaves her alone*

*choking noises*

white girl:

zack!!!

white boy:

ha ha just kidding!

white girl:

asshole!

white boy:

im just playin babe

white girl:

that wasnt funny but ur still cute

*playful kiss*

*things turn sexy*

*hear noise*

white boy:

i'll go investigate

*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*

*maybe a thud*

white girl:

zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!

*she walks and he dead*

white girl:

ahhh!!

*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*

white girl:

ahhh!!!

*white girl runs*

*dead end*

*hides*

*thinks she free n safe*

*guy catches her*

*cuts her*

*she dead*

opening title slashes across screen:

BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

bbyph4t:

zzbbtt:

i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit

lmaoooooo

(Source: porndirector, via impalasinpajamas)

uchiigatana:

im already hard

uchiigatana:

im already hard

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teacher:

what do you think is the most under appreciated art form?

me:

winged eyeliner

candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

(Source: iheartladygaga, via dreadandafugitivemind)

blooms-and-shrooms:

Pink Friday by -clicking- on Flickr.